A collection of the dumbest job ads from across the web.

OMG, I just resigned from my job today (seriously). I don't think I want a job like this:

"Must be able to deal with SHOUTING
We found this ad for a Web
Designer/Developer:
MUST BE EXPERIENCED WITH ALL ASPECTS OF WEB DESIGN AND DEVELOPMENT.
MUST HAVE PLEASENT PERSONALITY AND BE EASY TO WORK WITH.
MUST BE ESPECIALLY CREATIVE.
MUST HAVE EXCELLENT WORK ETHIC.
SEND RESUME AND ANYTHING ELSE WHICH YOU THINK WILL HELP YOU GET THE POSITION TO

And if you get the job, maybe you can help them write better help wanted ads, too."