New Improved Nag

Somehow I got it into my head that I would look glamourous with flowing hair that I could twist into complex chignons and the like. I thought this would be a very good look for a Nag of a certain age. Unfortunately, I realized this was not the look for me after recoiling in terror each time I looked in the mirror. I am just not the chignon type and long hair makes me resemble a fairy tale witch more than Grace Kelly or Audrey Hepburn. I began to fear that neighbourhood children would think I planned to put them in a cage, fatten them up and devour them. So I had it chopped off and it feels good.