"How many times has this happened to you:
It's the company Christmas party. You've downed a few drinks and all of the Cheetos in the room. The drunker you get, the more certain you become that you're finally going to get lucky with that secretary from accounting.
You go over to her table and say, 'Hi, do you remember me?' 'Yes,' she responds 'you're that guy with the cubical in the boiler room who's always calling the receptionist and pretending to be Bill O'Reilly.' At that point, the room errupts with laughter, and the IT guy who calls you 'Mr. Vibrato' yells 'watch it, he's packing a loofah.'
Wouldn't you like to shoot him in the face, or better yet, run him over with your car? If so, our Secrets of Republican Street Fighting videos can teach you how."
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