The US government has a new website

The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old 'duck and cover' advice after WWII. Here are a few helpful hints:

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.