Mr. Sun!

Mr. Sun is so funny. I've enjoyed him for a long time as a sort of secret pleasure but now I'll share him with you because you're special:

Welcome to the first of many dispatches from an undercover Mr. Sun mole embedded in a key enemy division waging The War on Christmas. This brave loyalist risks his very life in bringing these reports to Mr. Sun and his readers. In order to protect his identity, he will be known only as 'The Yule Mole.' If you feel you must know his real name, just ask Scooter Libby or Robert Novak."