Only Two Injured This Year by Rampaging Balloons

Everyone knew the Cat In The Hat balloon was prone to violent behaviour but no one suspected that the seemingly mild-mannered M & Ms had such tremendous levels of pent up anger. "The circumstances were an echo of a 1997 accident, when two people were seriously injured when 70-kilometre-an-hour winds forced a "Cat in the Hat" balloon into a metal pole on Central Park West." I understand that a group of parade watchers nearly got crushed by an enormously bloated Michael Moore balloon. Oh, wait a minute, that was Michael Moore.