My Dream

Last night I had a dream. Nothing noble like Martin Luther King. My dream had Baby Nag winning a $6m lottery. I was worried that he wouldn't handle the win "properly" i.e. as I would handle it. Mr. Nag said to me "Kids under 18 can't claim their winnings, their parents have to." I felt a strong surge of relief until I realized that Baby Nag is 21! It was my intention to keep the win secret but somehow the news got out and all sorts of unlikely people wanted to befriend us. When I woke up I was almost convinced that Baby Nag was going to give us a $1m cut. I tried to fall back to sleep to clinch the deal.