Friday, November 04, 2005

Book-A-Minute Classics: Jane Eyre

Don't have a lot of time? Want to appear cultured? Then Book-a-Minute is for you.

(People are MEAN to Jane Eyre.)
Edward Rochester
I have a dark secret. Will you stay with me no matter what?
Jane Eyre
Yes.
Edward Rochester
My secret is that I have a lunatic wife.
Jane Eyre
Bye.
(Jane Eyre leaves. Somebody dies. Jane Eyre returns.)



THE END"

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