What Your Favorite Beer Says About You

Silversmith Brewing in Niagara on the Lake makes mighty fine beer
but alas  it's not on the list so i have no idea what it says about me.

This List at McSweeney’s tells you what your favourite beer says about you and you might not like it.

Coors Light: You’ve had the same haircut for years and suddenly you feel like it no longer suits you and you don’t know what to do. 

Old Milwaukee: You are a corrupt meter maid. 

Ballast Point Mango Even Keel: You’ve deposited the ashes of a loved one on the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disney World. 

Newcastle Brown Ale: Your Beanie Baby collection sold on eBay for less than you thought it would because they did not come from a smoke-free home; you don’t smoke but your Aunt Connie does and she stayed with you for a month while her kitchen was getting remodeled and her smoke got on your Beanie Babies. 

Molson Canadian: You work at a trampoline park and host a YouTube channel where you often talk about recreational drug use and recently, your boss overheard you talking about your YouTube channel and you fear that he might check out some of your videos and fire you.

My favourite beer on this list is probably Guinness and what it says about me is dead on:

Guinness: You have returned a cinnamon raisin bagel at Panera because it brushed against an onion bagel and tasted like onion bagel and that is one thing you will not tolerate.