It Might Be Prudent To Build An Ark

It's raining cats and dogs outside today so I sent out a joke tweet asking if anyone had a set of plans for an ark. I got a reply within seconds from @JohnCFarrier whose Neatorama posts featured prominently on this blog. He sent me these instructions for building a life-size wooden ark. Feel free to use them as necessary.

I'm going to send Mr. Nag out back to get started on it.