- “I bet you just sit around eating candied goat intestines all day.”
- “Aren’t you worried about reentering the marauding workforce?”
- “You wouldn’t get that joke. You weren’t there for the burning of Fjernstabola.”
- “Don’t you MISS wreaking havoc and instilling fear into an entire population?”
- “Must be nice to never have to change out of your sleeping furs.”
- “Isn’t this a waste of your degrees in Maritime Domination and Foe Vanquishing?”
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