Saturday, July 06, 2013

How To Feed Six Sodding Cats

Instructions For Housesitters:

1. Take five porcelain bowls and Free Sideless Entirely Pointless Curvy Purina One Plastic Dish and arrange them on plastic trays on kitchen worktop.

2. Bat Overexcitable Ginger Simpleton Cat off worktop with elbow, whilst using phrase involving the word “cretin”.

3. Whistle loudly, using special whistle.

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