Sunday, September 09, 2012

How Evil Are You?

Take the How Evil Are You? quiz and don't cheat.
Half of the evil things I've done were committed when I was a child. Does that count? My result was:

You Are 36% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

I'm trying to decide whether to be ashamed or proud.

Thanks Bruce!


  1. I am more evil than you, at 42%.

    Mind you, like you many of my answers were based on childhood, and some, well, I'm not sure I know what they're asking.

    And I ticked that I don't believe in god. Where, I ask, is there any evil in that?

    Most importantly, I try, in my daily life, to do some good, and not to do harm from anyone.
    I got into fistfights at school, not because I wanted to fight, quite the opposite. But if I didn't, I'd have been beaten to a pulp. An all boys school, it was, at times, like 'Lord of the Flies'.

    I was in a cadet force at school, and enjoyed target shooting, I've not only shot a gun and liked it, but fired a missile at a truck-target, and liked it. What's evil about popping holes in a paper target? Or blowing up an already wrecked truck from half a mile away?
    Did I ever want to shoot anything that breathed? Or was filled with red blood? No.

    I'd like to see how the quiz is scored. Is blaming a fart on someone the same as killing someone?
    I've done the former, but not the latter. I've killed a lot of bugs. Like putting powder into a wasp nest, for instance. Not for fun, or to be malicious, but because they'd stung someone.

    Nope. I'd better not overthink that quiz, or I'd be scoring more evil points by my thoughts about stupid quiz compilers.

  2. I'm a fart blaming, atheistic, flirty backstabber and I'm not ashamed.

  3. wow 66% that's a little higher than i expected.
    i all ways have thought of my self as a pragmatic atheist not evil but live and learn ant start plans for world domination well restart plans now where is that list of henchmen temp agencies

  4. Anonymous11:32 pm

    34% for me! I can't believe it!

    Sal's Girl

  5. Is anyone 0% evil? If such a person exists I'm sure they're very boring and have no friends. It's probably evil of me to say that...

  6. I got 48%. I didn`t know I was so evil! Although it should be noted that some of the "making fun of" questions I selected because I remember it from when I was a little kid.

  7. Mel, I suspected you were a little bit evil but I never dreamed that you were more evil than I. I curtsey before you, Mistress of Evil.