The Sisters at Radiant Farms have dedicated their lives to nursing these elegant creatures through their final days. Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn's coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.
I like the sparkles!
The Presurfer: Canned Unicorn Meat
I hear it taste like chicken.
ReplyDeleteThe texture resembles chicken but it tastes more like zebra.
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