"May the best you've ever seen
Be the worst you'll ever see;
May a moose ne'er leave yer girnal
Wi' a teardrop in his e'e.
May ye aye keep hale and hearty
Till ye're auld enough tae dee,
May ye aye be just as happy
As I wish ye aye tae be."
More Traditional Scottish Toasts
The moose in my girnal sheddeth nary tear. But his antlers are stuck in my ceiling tiles.
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