The Economic Crisis Hits the Markson Family Monopoly Board.

It's been quite a while since I last visited McSweeney's. I thought this was funny:

Dear Pamela—

I realize you're angry at how Friday night's Monopoly game ended. I'm writing this note to explain why certain things occurred the way they did, and, hopefully, to chip away at the chilly silence that has characterized our relationship the past few days.

Since we haven't spoken, I'm not aware of your stance on the causes of our dispute. I believe our major issue was the housing crisis, which began with your properties on Ventnor Avenue and Marvin Gardens.... Read more at McSweeney's Internet Tendency