"When I was 5 or so my mom would tell me to lie down before she tied my tie and I just now realized at the age of 19 that she did this because she's a funeral director."
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Friday, September 12, 2008
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When I was in college, a guy in my dorm used to cut people's hair cheap. He learned by working on corpses in his uncle's funeral parlor. The disconcerting bit was, while cutting your hair, he'd say, "Don't move! I'm not used to that."
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious! Thanks for the comment.
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