Print out these official 2008 Summer Olympics Drinking Game Rules, find a comfortable seat on your couch, and crack open an Olympic-sponsored Budweiser or Tsingtao. You're gonna need it.
Personally I started having a swig every time China goes back on one of the preconditions they agreed to before they were allowed to stage the games like a legitimate nation.
I've had to stop--it was getting expensive watching the six o'clock news with two cases of beer on hand.
I mean, couldn't we have held the games in Libya? Or Iraq?--I hear the place needs an economic boost.
Personally I started having a swig every time China goes back on one of the preconditions they agreed to before they were allowed to stage the games like a legitimate nation.
ReplyDeleteI've had to stop--it was getting expensive watching the six o'clock news with two cases of beer on hand.
I mean, couldn't we have held the games in Libya? Or Iraq?--I hear the place needs an economic boost.
Your poor liver must be a shriveled dessicated lump!
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