Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles

I haven't been out to a movie in quite awhile. I have a huge TV which I like to watch while drinking wine and dressed in a ratty bathrobe. That's my idea of living. Pathetic, or what? I'm old enough to remember those snacks on parade at the movies but I guess the snacks have got to be firmer today to deal with a tougher audience.

Thanks YesButNoButYes