Some Unique Takes on the Federal Budget
Scott Feschuk finishes the sentences in Jim Flaherty’s budget speech (ah it's so much clearer now):
• We need to make it more affordable for people to have children… which is why, effective immediately, we’re introducing a tax credit to cover the cost of dinner, a box of wine and a Barry White CD.
• We want cleaner water. We also want cleaner air... some want cleaner, whiter sheets. But what of those of us who seek only hugs? Mr. Speaker, effective immediately we’re introducing a tax credit to…
• Mr. Speaker, it is time to help people over the welfare wall… and into our specially designed holding pens, where they will be kept until the alien parasite inside "Peter MacKay" demands a new host. Read it all...
• We want cleaner water. We also want cleaner air... some want cleaner, whiter sheets. But what of those of us who seek only hugs? Mr. Speaker, effective immediately we’re introducing a tax credit to…
• Mr. Speaker, it is time to help people over the welfare wall… and into our specially designed holding pens, where they will be kept until the alien parasite inside "Peter MacKay" demands a new host. Read it all...
Avery Ant also gives us his unique insect spin:
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