Who Will Don The Karaoke Mantle?

I have finally found an upside of illiteracy:

Millions 'cannot read well enough for karaoke'

I have been drunk enough on many occasions to seriously compromise my dignity but never so inebriated that I would actively participate in a genre whose only prerequisite is idiocy. If anything I am a strong proponent of the karaoke muzzle. It does not disappoint me to learn that our youth lack the necessary skills to keep the karaoke palaces in business.