Top Signs That Watching the Simpsons Has Had a Big Impact on Your Life
1. You have 4 fingers on each hand.
2. You live in a small town somewhere in the USA that has access to anything you can imagine, despite it being small.
3. Your mother and your little sister wear strapless evening gowns with pearls.
4. No matter what your boss never recognizes you.
5. Your school has a singular tree on its property.
6. Your sister still has a pacifier at the age of thirty.
7. Your next door neighbors have names that rhyme or at least sound alike.
8. Your local convenience store clerk charges $12 for a carton of milk.
9. You would pass up anything to write your name in wet cement.
10. Your bus driver practically lives in Mexico.
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2. You live in a small town somewhere in the USA that has access to anything you can imagine, despite it being small.
3. Your mother and your little sister wear strapless evening gowns with pearls.
4. No matter what your boss never recognizes you.
5. Your school has a singular tree on its property.
6. Your sister still has a pacifier at the age of thirty.
7. Your next door neighbors have names that rhyme or at least sound alike.
8. Your local convenience store clerk charges $12 for a carton of milk.
9. You would pass up anything to write your name in wet cement.
10. Your bus driver practically lives in Mexico.
More ...
Via Bifurcated Rivets
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