"KOOKY comedian Andy Dick went bonkers at the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner on Sunday night - licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt before biting Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller on the hand during a bizarre backstage meltdown.
Dick's face-licking frenzy began after Oswalt made a crack about the scraggly star's rollerskate-licking turn in Jessica Simpson's video, 'A Public Affair.' Dick retaliated by unleashing his tongue on Oswalt's face before turning it on Fawcett, Fisher and 'Star Trek' actress Nichelle Nichols during the taping at the Radford CBS Studio in Studio City, Calif.
Backstage at the after-party, a drunken Dick groped an appalled Stadtmiller, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and finally bit her hand.
'Baby please,' Dick repeated six times. 'Put in something nice,' he said after urinating in front of the horrified journalist in his dressing room and offering her cocaine.
'They're so mean,' he ranted. 'I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster . . . "
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