Friday, June 23, 2006

Today's Urban Def

ride dirty
1) To roll in your car with drugs, guns, or other shit you don't want the cops to find. Usually drugs.

2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.
1)
'They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.'
(Chamillionaire - 'Ridin' Dirty')

2)
Jim: 'Hey, get your ass over here. There's grippa bitches. What's taking so long?'
James: 'Give me 20 minutes. Gotta take a shower.'
Jim: 'Dude, you don't need a shower. The party's not gonna wait.'
James: 'No, you don't understand...it was chili con carne night and we're out of T.P. The neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun.'
Jim: 'OOOOH yeah, good call. You really don't want to ride dirty like that.'

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