Today's Urban Def

ride dirty
1) To roll in your car with drugs, guns, or other shit you don't want the cops to find. Usually drugs.

2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.
1)
'They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty.'
(Chamillionaire - 'Ridin' Dirty')

2)
Jim: 'Hey, get your ass over here. There's grippa bitches. What's taking so long?'
James: 'Give me 20 minutes. Gotta take a shower.'
Jim: 'Dude, you don't need a shower. The party's not gonna wait.'
James: 'No, you don't understand...it was chili con carne night and we're out of T.P. The neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun.'
Jim: 'OOOOH yeah, good call. You really don't want to ride dirty like that.'

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