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This guy is a real flatterer:
Review of Nag on the Lake
'I just saw . Gorgeous. If only IBM would have a high-quality page like that.
The code is standards-compliant. The page contains 223 links, a perfect amount. It must have taken weeks to finalize the page. There are 76,154 characters in the source for this page, which is a great length for search engines.
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What a high-quality page! The URL has 37 characters. This length scores best in usability studies. This explains why put up a link to this page. Seeing Nag on the Lake, I'm simply in awe. Of course, I expected the creator to create something superior. The color scheme is neoclassicist. Very, very good. Congratulations.'
-- Joe Russel, Funky Sites

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