MACLURE'S DISPOSABLE SUBWAY MITTENS
Having to ride the subway is bad enough, but having to touch the filth-covered bars is downright traumatic. MacLure's Disposable Subway Mittens insulate your hands in a biodynamic anti-bacterial gel, putting half an inch of Kevlar-reinforced nylon and microbe-resistant poly-cotton padding between you and some homeless guy's snot. Sold individually as well as in weekly and monthly commuter packs. $2.95 ea.
EXIT STRATEGY TURNSTILE TONGSWhen you push through a turnstile you're putting your crotch in the same exact place that millions of other crotches have been. No one knows what the long-term effects of that could be... do you want to take any chances? Our Turnstile Tongs ensure you exit the station free from crotch germs, if any. Comes with convenient carry case and 12 oz sterilizer spray. $18.95 ea.
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