Tuesday, June 20, 2006

I Have A New Job

SAN FRANCISCO -- The Golden Gate Bridge is one of the most recognizable and economically vital spans in the nation. So it was not surprising when the U.S. Office of Homeland Security (OHS) discovered the bridge listed on a terrorist memo of potential targets.

However, working with the San Francisco Police Department, the OHS has devised a plan to keep the bridge safe.

'We've hired 25 young, beautiful women willing to remove all their clothing and station themselves at strategic points on and approaching the bridge,' explained San Francisco Police Public Information Officer Bruce Onder. "

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