BowLingual: The Dog Bark Translator

What's that, Max? Mr. Nag is in the garage trapped under thirty years of trash he's dragged home from garage sales? How about we leave him there for a few days to teach him a lesson ?
This device can translate barks for more than 80 different dog breeds. And, if you have a mixed breed dog, don't worry: based on the dog's size and muzzle shape, the BowLingual Translator can be set to translate for ANY dog.

Via Oh Gizmo