We're hiring at work and I've been reading a lot of resumes this week - none as engaging as this, though:
David, Candice, whatever
EndlessMurk512@aol.com
This Abject World
(555) 555-5555
Objective
I have no objective. What's the point when cold death is the final destination for us all? Can you explain that to me? I know I'm supposed to put something here, though, so here goes: Your objective is to hire me into a challenging position in a computer-applications-based field within which you feel I can 'make a difference' and 'contribute' in a team environment.
Imbecile.
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