Evidently you have to be a no-talent "heirhead" to wear fur:
1. Paris Hilton: Now we know what happens to all of Paris Hilton's cast-off pets. And if she keeps on wearing fur and eating at Carl's Jr., she'll be back on the list next year as Star Jones.
2. Kimberly Stewart: What does Kimberly Stewart have in common with the remains of the animals killed for her furs? They're both spoiled rotten. She and best bud Paris are so clueless about animals, they should team up for a new reality show: The Simpletons.
3. Lisa Gastineau: Her 'TV career' is just like the fur she wears, dead on arrival. And how can she expect to nab a hot young hunk if she insists on flaunting that old beaver?
4. Victoria Gotti: Gotti's fur coats make her an accessory to murder, and it's a look that goes well with cement shoes. Considering the way she dresses, her show should be called Growing Up Gaudy.
5. Tara Reid: It must have been a heck of a party, she woke up wearing Lindsay Lohan's dog! Not only can she not act, she can't dress herself, either.
Three celebs notably absent from PETA's list this year are animal-friendly turncoats Martha Stewart and Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham and fur-wary Alicia Keys. Stewart, who topped the list last year, now hosts a video expose on FurIsDead.com, in which she says, 'I used to wear real fur, but, like many others, I had a change of heart when I learned what actually happens to the animals.' Formerly furry Beckham has confirmed to PETA that she not only now shuns fur, but also supports PETA's anti-fur campaign. And Keys revealed her biggest fashion faux pas to USA Today this year: "The worst was this fur collar, and PETA should have gotten me with red paint," she said. "It looked like I was being eaten by a big bear." We haven't seen her in real fur since, which makes us think she finally came to her senses and won't wear it."
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