do not call

Sick of pesky telemarketers interfering with your dinner, your nap, your life? Here are some tested techniques to turn the tables on even the most persistent telemarketer. Try this one: "Congratulations! You're the 100th caller on the (insert local radio station) Sweet Vacation Giveaway Blast Marathon. You've just won a pair of tickets to Negril, Jamaica and the use of Sean Paul's celebrity vacation house. Take down her address and send her all of your L.L.Bean catalogues for the rest of your life...after you use them as liner for your cat's litter box." Revenge is sweet.