Tell Us What You Really Think

"You're a fatuous insult to the species. You should be stripped and burned at the stake of commonsense. I will stoke the fires with Jonathan Cainer horoscopes ripped untimely from the Daily Mail, and as the flames lick ever higher, I will suck the smell of grilled moron greedily down into my lungs."

Lucy Mangan's article from The Guardian on believers in astrology - she thinks they're morons.