The Road to Turducken
Learn how to make Jesus toast, spinach cigarettes, guest soaps from bacon, even pruno (prison wine that will win over even the most hardened prison bitch). I had no idea that making turducken was so complicated. Add it to the list of things my dinner guests have learned to do without: witty repartee, charming ambiance and hosts who can still speak and stand at the end of the evening.
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