A handy device

Waistband Stretcher

Mr. Nag and I may have to resort to this device soon. I can still see my toes - but for how much longer? Thank god someone is looking out for people like us.
Seriously though, compared to Arkansans we are anorexic. Everyone there who is over 25 or 30 is obese. When we were in Jonesboro recently we might as well have been aliens (and not just because we didn't say y'all); some people actually stared at us, especially my two sisters who are very slim (I have slightly dimpled thighs and a bicycle sized spare tire).
No wonder St. Bernard's Hospital is a major cardiac care centre.