We used to laugh over something similar belonging to our Dad. It was in business card form, handy for parties. A couple on his list were Pissing in Kitchen Sink and Excessive Flatulence. :-)
I'm better socially now. Good, some might even say… But… You know. Life is unpredictable. And me too… I think that arriving at a party and handing this to my hosts gives me the leeway, that, depending on how things go, I may require.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to listen to Nick Cave’s “Thirsty Dog”
We used to laugh over something similar belonging to our Dad. It was in business card form, handy for parties. A couple on his list were Pissing in Kitchen Sink and Excessive Flatulence. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm going to get a few printed up.
ReplyDeleteI'm better socially now. Good, some might even say… But… You know. Life is unpredictable. And me too… I think that arriving at a party and handing this to my hosts gives me the leeway, that, depending on how things go, I may require.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to listen to Nick Cave’s “Thirsty Dog”
I hope I haven't given you an excuse to misbehave!
ReplyDeleteI'm always looking for one!
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I'm sure Avery would get more use out of this than you.
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