Tuesday, February 21, 2017

In a Mass Knife Fight to the Death Between Every American President, Who Would Win and Why?

In 2009 Canadian Geoff Micks wrote a blog post addressing the pressing question of which president can lay legitimate claim to the title of Knife Fighting Man. Mr. Micks’s bet is on Theodore Roosevelt, imperialist brawler and butcher of many animals.

Who's missing from the list? President Trump. His braggadocious style — and firsthand experience with professional wrestling — would serve him well. “Even if he got stabbed over and over, he’d say that it was fake news, and that he was making knife fights great again,” Mr. Micks told the New York Times.

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xoxoxoBruce said...

I'll bet Lyndon Johnson would bring a gun.

The Nag said...

You're probably right. And Bannon would stick a shiv in someone and let Trump take the blame.