Roadkill Eating Pensioner Will Have Roast WHALE for Christmas Dinner

Arthur Boyt, 77, has been dining on run-over animals for years including weasels, hedgehogs, squirrels and otters. Instead of a traditional turkey, his meal of choice over the festive period this year is part of a Sperm Whale he has stashed away in his freezer. My question is why did the sperm whale cross the road?

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Thanks Mr. Nag!