I just switched from eating venison to pheasant. Absolute game-changer.
-Darren Walsh
Apparently the worst ways to propose are: in a public place, right after sex and in front of your parents. I’m assuming those are three different ones …
-Robin Morgan
I bought my nephews some Cisformers for Christmas. They start off as cars – and stay that way.
-Bethany Black
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