Saturday, June 18, 2016

E-mail-Sign-Off Quotations for the Uninspired

Sure they might make people think you're a lunatic but make your e-mails more memorable with one of these quotes:

“Dance like it won’t end up on YouTube. Eat like your metabolism hasn’t slowed considerably since your twenties. Love like that bastard didn’t end up with all your Radiohead CDs.” 
“If you love someone, let him out of the basement once you’re sure that you can trust him not to tell anyone what you have down there.” 
“Life is like the ocean. It can be calm or rough, but in the end it is full of salt and dead animals.”

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he may become a divorced alcoholic.”

Many more: The New Yorker

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