The Red Dirt Girl plans to make money out of me in Texas, by setting me up in a booth in the mall, and charging women to hear me reading from the phone-book. Paramedics will be on hand to deal with the inevitable swooning, and of course, we'll get a percentage of the paramedic fees for emergency swoon-treatment. I am, however, barred from the really big earnings, because she's ruled out me becoming a Yorkshire Gigolo. Sigh.
Sounds like she's from Barnsley or thereabouts.
ReplyDelete(about 25 miles south of me......)
The Red Dirt Girl plans to make money out of me in Texas, by setting me up in a booth in the mall, and charging women to hear me reading from the phone-book. Paramedics will be on hand to deal with the inevitable swooning, and of course, we'll get a percentage of the paramedic fees for emergency swoon-treatment.
I am, however, barred from the really big earnings, because she's ruled out me becoming a Yorkshire Gigolo. Sigh.