The wit and wisdom of David Lee Roth

Posting about the imposter Roth the other day led me to this site. You'll have to take my word for it that I was never (cross my heart, hope to die) a fan. He sure had a lot to say about his favourite topics: sex, drugs and rock and roll. Like these:

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza.

Some people say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well, we in Van Halen are sailing through it on a yacht.

We call our selves the Fabulous Picasso brothers because Picasso represents fine art... and brothers..makes it sound like pizza delivery...

We’ve all got our vices. Self-destructive bad habits. The trick is to find the 4 or 5 you personally like the best, …and just do those all the time.