Grill one of these babies and they'll lock you up and throw away the key.

You can smell one from blocks away. The grilled bacon, twisted around a wiener, is topped with grilled onions and a mountaintop of diced tomatoes, ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise. Then one whole grilled green poblano chile is plopped impossibly on top.

I'm jonesin' for one of these Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dogs. Sounds so good I'd almost consider moving to L.A. They're illegal? That figures.

Thanks to Information Junk for whetting my appetite.