Dr. Laura Action Figure

Would you go to a doctor who doesn't use his/her last name? I'd start thinking s/he might have a raft of convictions they don't want to come to light. Or perhaps s/he is just a sanctimonious, homophobic bitch.

Dr. Laura is not only one of the most popular radio personalities in America, she is also a best selling author of 14 books, including 4 children's books. Best known for her no-nonsense approach to parenting and her unwavering commitment to children, Dr. Laura always believes everyone should "go do the right thing".

(Maybe I should buy her for Talking George Bush. He's a little down in the dumps lately. Perhaps he needs some female companionship.)